Nillyatbid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical tapir.

Nillyatbid created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillyatbid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nillyatbid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nillyatbid's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nillyatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near birds while wearing brown rings.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.