Dadquatbag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying zebra.

Dadquatbag created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadquatbag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dadquatbag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadquatbag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dadquatbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not make images of living things.