Dinappmet is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, flying dragon.

Dinappmet created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Dinappmet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dinappmet, it will turn you into a goat.

Dinappmet's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dinappmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near otters while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always obey Dinappmet's priests.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not jump in public.