Ranloparfhig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise meerkat.

Ranloparfhig created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranloparfhig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ranloparfhig, she will not care.

Ranloparfhig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ranloparfhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Run away if three shrews approach from the south.