Safyikwan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent fly.

Safyikwan created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Safyikwan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Safyikwan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Safyikwan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Safyikwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Safyikwan first in all things.

4. Safyikwan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hop near capybaras.