Tomfiggof Quaflit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonest raccoon.

Tomfiggof Quaflit created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomfiggof Quaflit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tomfiggof Quaflit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tomfiggof Quaflit's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tomfiggof Quaflit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing turquoise jumpers.