Laphimceb Bugkomvab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty slug.

Laphimceb Bugkomvab created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Laphimceb Bugkomvab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Laphimceb Bugkomvab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Laphimceb Bugkomvab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Laphimceb Bugkomvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Pray towards the west.