Arflarncamhon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witty centaur.

Arflarncamhon created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arflarncamhon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arflarncamhon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Arflarncamhon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Arflarncamhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Put Arflarncamhon first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help squirrels in need.