Yikmettag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, wise fox.

Yikmettag created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Yikmettag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yikmettag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yikmettag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yikmettag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Do not take Yikmettag's name in vain.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.