Hudmutnatgepbitjopgemsid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful horse.

Hudmutnatgepbitjopgemsid created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Hudmutnatgepbitjopgemsid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hudmutnatgepbitjopgemsid, he will turn you into a snail.

Hudmutnatgepbitjopgemsid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hudmutnatgepbitjopgemsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Do not covet oxen.