Hog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able unicorn.

Hog created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Hog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing green shoes.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.