Tunwodart is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, proud cobra.

Tunwodart created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunwodart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunwodart, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tunwodart's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tunwodart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.