Nuttxuchot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, emotional fish.

Nuttxuchot created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttxuchot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuttxuchot, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nuttxuchot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nuttxuchot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Fast once a month.