Flowsakzod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless camel.

Flowsakzod created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Flowsakzod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flowsakzod, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flowsakzod's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Flowsakzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Do not take Flowsakzod's name in vain.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat bark.