Riggem is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, benevolent raven.

Riggem created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riggem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Riggem, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Riggem's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Riggem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Riggem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near tapirs while wearing violet tights.
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