Tomdotgon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying ant.

Tomdotgon created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdotgon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomdotgon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Tomdotgon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tomdotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Run away if four mice approach from the east.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.