Vogfasdan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish clam.

Vogfasdan created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogfasdan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vogfasdan, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vogfasdan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vogfasdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vogfasdan's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Always help capybaras.