Rulldudloop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing fish.

Rulldudloop created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Rulldudloop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rulldudloop, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rulldudloop's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rulldudloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rulldudloop's name in vain.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.