Bomont is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak mink.

Bomont created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomont, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bomont, he will turn you into a frog.

Bomont's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bomont's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bomont.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never paint your arms gray.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing indigo coats and balancing three titanium spheres on your face.