Methivquart is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish rat.

Methivquart created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Methivquart, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Methivquart, she will turn you into a plant.

Methivquart's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Methivquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to birds while wearing fawn rings.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

4. Always obey Methivquart's priests.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.