Nanrakdim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody donkey.

Nanrakdim created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanrakdim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nanrakdim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nanrakdim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nanrakdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nanrakdim.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.