Begdin Rotfagjop is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, loving
rat.
Begdin Rotfagjop created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Begdin Rotfagjop, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Begdin Rotfagjop, it will send you a sign.
Begdin Rotfagjop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Begdin Rotfagjop's Holy Commandments1. Put Begdin Rotfagjop first in all things.
2. Always help swans.
3. You must love Begdin Rotfagjop.
4. Never feed wheat to cats while wearing red trousers.
5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.