Hubbogcap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, proud cat.

Hubbogcap created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbogcap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubbogcap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hubbogcap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hubbogcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never think about archaea.