Mitcapjat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Mitcapjat created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitcapjat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mitcapjat, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Mitcapjat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mitcapjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Mitcapjat on top of all buildings.