Quillrapsis Gatflapzed is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful bear.

Quillrapsis Gatflapzed created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillrapsis Gatflapzed, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quillrapsis Gatflapzed, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quillrapsis Gatflapzed's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Quillrapsis Gatflapzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.