Fenmegmet is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able dove.

Fenmegmet created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Fenmegmet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fenmegmet, she will ignore you.

Fenmegmet's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fenmegmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fenmegmet's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Fenmegmet.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.