Larpontpog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless snake.

Larpontpog created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Larpontpog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Larpontpog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larpontpog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Larpontpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Retreat if four hamsters approach from the south.

3. Worship no other gods but Larpontpog.

4. Run away if nine snails approach from the west.

5. Never mention bats.