Tombarnbommifdidgan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring human.

Tombarnbommifdidgan created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Tombarnbommifdidgan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tombarnbommifdidgan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tombarnbommifdidgan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tombarnbommifdidgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Hide from brown rats for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.