Sighabpang is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous bird.

Sighabpang created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sighabpang, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sighabpang, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sighabpang's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sighabpang's Holy Commandments

1. Sighabpang must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed nuts to whales while wearing green skirts.