Dabwabflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic armadillo.

Dabwabflag created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabwabflag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dabwabflag, she will not care.

Dabwabflag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dabwabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four shrews in a large pit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.