Fodkimpig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless donkey.

Fodkimpig created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodkimpig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodkimpig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fodkimpig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fodkimpig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not keep three ants in a large pit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodkimpig.