Teencapkon is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonest coyote.

Teencapkon created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Teencapkon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Teencapkon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Teencapkon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Teencapkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never chant in the presence of shrews.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not dye your hair white.