Pindibsit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic ferret.

Pindibsit created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pindibsit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pindibsit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pindibsit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pindibsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pindibsit.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.