Bumgonbassdan Tityatthap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omnipotent capybara.

Bumgonbassdan Tityatthap created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bumgonbassdan Tityatthap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bumgonbassdan Tityatthap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bumgonbassdan Tityatthap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bumgonbassdan Tityatthap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.