Jatvegstan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, amazing mink.

Jatvegstan created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatvegstan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jatvegstan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jatvegstan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jatvegstan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven doves approach from the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about dark matter.
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