Betsinlam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful shrew.

Betsinlam created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betsinlam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Betsinlam, it will refuse to believe in you.

Betsinlam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Betsinlam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Betsinlam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Do not keep five mites in a large pit.