Milratfon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise scorpion.

Milratfon created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milratfon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Milratfon, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Milratfon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Milratfon's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Always pray immersed in water.