Sakmetrig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous hummingbird.

Sakmetrig created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakmetrig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakmetrig, she will not care.

Sakmetrig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sakmetrig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Sakmetrig loves mites, so they must be respected.