Sagdogpid Cutkambom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty salamander.

Sagdogpid Cutkambom created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagdogpid Cutkambom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sagdogpid Cutkambom, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sagdogpid Cutkambom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sagdogpid Cutkambom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.