Habniblarpyim is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, smart skunk.
Habniblarpyim created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Habniblarpyim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Habniblarpyim, it will be very sad.
Habniblarpyim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Habniblarpyim's Holy Commandments
1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never feed aubergines to snakes while wearing purple shirts.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.