Wabrannulquam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful gnu.

Wabrannulquam created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabrannulquam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wabrannulquam, she will make you grow a tail.

Wabrannulquam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wabrannulquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabrannulquam.