Zogfobwansand is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witty armadillo.

Zogfobwansand created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogfobwansand, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zogfobwansand, he will turn you into a dog.

Zogfobwansand's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Zogfobwansand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zogfobwansand's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not run in public.