Bossganlit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish tapir.

Bossganlit created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossganlit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bossganlit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bossganlit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bossganlit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.