Hitzakstip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, staggering scorpion.

Hitzakstip created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Hitzakstip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitzakstip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hitzakstip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hitzakstip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hitzakstip.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Hitzakstip loves ducks, so they must be respected.