Faringzentanvogcutarm is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust owl.

Faringzentanvogcutarm created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Faringzentanvogcutarm, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Faringzentanvogcutarm, it will send you a sign.

Faringzentanvogcutarm's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Faringzentanvogcutarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.