Mignellsas is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, stupid swan.

Mignellsas created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mignellsas, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mignellsas, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mignellsas' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Mignellsas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mignellsas nine times a day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about stars.