Mitpogquill is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, egotistical turtle.

Mitpogquill created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitpogquill, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mitpogquill, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mitpogquill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mitpogquill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Hide if seven ants approach from the east.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from indigo horses for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.