Wegflaglid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring hippopotamus.

Wegflaglid created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegflaglid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wegflaglid, it will send you a sign.

Wegflaglid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wegflaglid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near swans while wearing green boots.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not covet oxen.