Hogciddudbugbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate dugong.

Hogciddudbugbit created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogciddudbugbit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hogciddudbugbit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Hogciddudbugbit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hogciddudbugbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never sit near otters.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hogciddudbugbit on top of all buildings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
Votes: 2       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god