Targladflab Wantaddiss is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, self-assured
snake.
Targladflab Wantaddiss created viruses nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Targladflab Wantaddiss, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Targladflab Wantaddiss, she will boil you in a big pot.
Targladflab Wantaddiss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Targladflab Wantaddiss' Holy Commandments1. Horses are not to be trusted.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.
3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Learn three new languages a year.