Xenmonrut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful scorpion.

Xenmonrut created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenmonrut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xenmonrut, it will send you a sign.

Xenmonrut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Xenmonrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never think about planets.