Rotcissjip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane dugong.

Rotcissjip created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotcissjip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rotcissjip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rotcissjip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rotcissjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Respect your elders.
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