Labyogcad is a god.
It takes the form of a large, unselfish
snake.
Labyogcad created energy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Labyogcad, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Labyogcad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Labyogcad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Labyogcad's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat limes.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never think ill of sick eagles.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.