Labyogcad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish snake.

Labyogcad created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labyogcad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Labyogcad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Labyogcad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Labyogcad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.