Motgathak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid aardvark.

Motgathak created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motgathak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motgathak, it will not invite you to parties.

Motgathak's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Motgathak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near birds while wearing turquoise corsets and balancing eight zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Worship no other gods but Motgathak.