Guncetlab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying coyote.

Guncetlab created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guncetlab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Guncetlab, he will make you grow a tail.

Guncetlab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Guncetlab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never paint your arms green.